Godfucked

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.

Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."

by randomcsdude August 30, 2016

Godfucked

Feeling so awfully sick to ones stomach, it could only be the result of God hating you. Usually associated with flu like symptoms.

Can also be associated with any day that has gone so badly you feel as if it's the wrath of God. Like being arrested, or having to tell the family you got fired.

Dude 1: Oh hells, I almost shit my self just now, and my stomach hurts so bad, I think God is punishing me.

Dude2: man, it sounds like you are Godfucked.

by Taipain January 16, 2013

Godfucked

A more intense version of "fucked". Useful for situations when you are so fucked, it is almost as if God himself has come down from the heavens and pushed your shit in.

Person 1: Shit! Our engine died and we're in the middle of nowhere, with no way to call for help!
Person 2: Damn, we're Godfucked!

by fuck_a_username September 20, 2020

GodFuckingNiggerDammit

When you are so angry of frustrated that no other word or combonation of words could possibly display your anger of frustration.

I'm so mad I just... GodFuckingNiggerDammit!!!

by Ryan Briggs November 27, 2007

Goatfucked

previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut.

goat + fucked

the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.

literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.

reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."

by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012

Godfocker

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.

Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...

by dookeyboy December 18, 2010

geofucked

In oppressive states / states with surreal performance rights (like Germany, China, Syria) videos on YouTube often get blocked. If a video is blocked for you because of your IP adress, it is geofucked.

"Hey, have you seen that Gangnam Style video?"
"Nope, it's geofucked in germany."

by alreadyBeingUsed January 18, 2013