googleitis 

Constantly googling every ache, pain, cough, oddity and taking on the symptoms to convince yourself you are dying when you are perfectly fine.

I was coughing and upon googling reasons I think due to my googleitis I may be suffering from EVERYTHINGAPHOMA.

googleitis by KitKat83 December 8, 2010

googlitis

An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.

Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.

googlitis by BonnieG April 10, 2006

Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>

Googlective by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007

googlegeist 

spirit of insatiable greed for information via search engines...

rachel is lost in the googlegeist.

googlegeist by yosefa zaftig January 15, 2008

googletipping 

The act of randomly clicking upon Google Ads on a web page whose content you appreciate, however, have no particular interest in the advertisement itself.

Clicking the ad gives the site owner a small revenue "tip".

Wow, this country music site sure is purdy! I think I'll show my appreciation by googletipping.

*Click*

There ya go darlin' keep a little somthin' fer yerself :)

googletipping by juzzy_o April 22, 2007

googlegeist 

n. derived from german geist as in zeitgeist,combined with google.1.Literally google spirit. 2.Vertigo induced by addictive googling.3.Pervasive spirit around googletownand computers everywhere...urge to escape the wasteland by hitch-hiking on the information super-highway.

Rachel and Anna are posessed by impassioned googlegeist..oblivious to the road kill on the information superhighway .

googlegeist by yosefa January 11, 2008

GOOGLEIT 

the word googleit is derived from the two words "google" and "it". however, when used together they take on a whole new meaning. whenever a question is asked of someone and they have no clue as to the answer, out of sheer and utter intelligence, the answer should be: GOOGLE IT!!!!!!

Charles asked me, " what is an antenem?" I thought it was my mothers sister and all of her children. But as to not make him look bad, i kindly said, "I don't know charles, GOOGLEIT"!!!

GOOGLEIT by sweetontweety7777 December 8, 2009