Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>

Googlective by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007

Googlecide 

The act of hating on people who fight back and smear your name so badly that you become red-flagged across the internet and can't create accounts on various websites due to the bad reputation the original hater has now accumulated.

I googled "jdsonic" and it looks like he finally took the big step of committing googlecide

Googlecide by Dataghost January 6, 2011

googletime 

time to go on the internet- usually takes place in school during computer class, where no work is done and everyone just plays minigolf.

teacher: This is NOT googletime boys.

boys: Googletime!

teacher: I'm going straight down to the vice principles office if there's any messing. I'm not putting up with it.

googletime by U NO WHOO July 20, 2008

googlefiverandomcharacters 

Google 5 random letters. You will always, 100% of the time, get a result

Me: I will googlefiverandomcharacters
::types kfcpg in the search bar::
::gets a result::

googlefiverandomcharacters by FranchuFranchu June 8, 2019