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An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.
Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.
googlitis by BonnieG April 10, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
When in boredom you google yourself,other people you know, etc.
Dude I got googlitis and I found out there is a desinger with your name.
Googlitis by UrfbwndStudios January 9, 2010
Baby boomer who discovers Google and finds it necessary to Google every aspect of everyone and everything they come in contact with.
When your mom is googling DIY insemination, she may have Googlitis.
Googlitis by Trump22 May 23, 2018
1. A specialist in Google search
2. An adherent or advocate of Google
A googleist is Google search addict.
Googleist by timlight January 27, 2010

googliness

Having a distinct quality that makes you suitable for working at Google
Wow, that guy is full of googliness!
googliness by eejit101 November 5, 2013

Googlation 

Completing a mathematical equation by use of information obtained through Google.
"How much does that thing weigh?"

-"Based on my googlations about 200 pounds."
Googlation by mrs.smith January 21, 2013

Googleism 

A religion based on the vast knowledge of google. A person who celebrates this religion is a googleist.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Girl1: So what are you going to do tonight?

Girl2: I'm going to practice googleism by looking up things I don't know on google.
Googleism by Saraness May 2, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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