googleitus 

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

googleitus by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

GoogleTube 

YouTube being another casualty of Google's attempt to take over the entire internet.

I don't like the new channel layout that GoogleTube forced upon us nor do I like having to make a Google account just to join.
They might as well change YouTube to GoogleTube now that it's owned by Google and thus its bitch.

GoogleTube by Bosch December 17, 2012

googlectual 

A person who in arguments calls upon obscure information they found on google.com to appear more knowledgable than they are. Rampant on Usenet and most discussion boards.

Noted googlectual Tom Shelly often pasted massive articles he'd never actually read.

googlectual by Malvale February 26, 2004

googlitis

An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.

Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.

googlitis by BonnieG April 10, 2006

googlepause

A break of several seconds in an I.M. thread when one of the participants switches to their web browser in search of a pithy expression or additional evidence for some part of their conversation.

Highly skilled web surfers' googlepauses are hardly noticeable.

googlepause by Steve Maller May 30, 2006

GOOGLEIT 

the word googleit is derived from the two words "google" and "it". however, when used together they take on a whole new meaning. whenever a question is asked of someone and they have no clue as to the answer, out of sheer and utter intelligence, the answer should be: GOOGLE IT!!!!!!

Charles asked me, " what is an antenem?" I thought it was my mothers sister and all of her children. But as to not make him look bad, i kindly said, "I don't know charles, GOOGLEIT"!!!

GOOGLEIT by sweetontweety7777 December 8, 2009

Googlepush 

A link, story or reference on a news or link farm site (such as digg.com) to an old, unremarkable or well-known article or other site - something that could have been found easily by anyone via a Google search.

What's this "The History of the Computer Mouse"?! Sigh, yet another Googlepush on Digg.

Googlepush by Neil Kay September 3, 2006