gonche 

To beg, take or slyly consume food items from a friend. Also, freeloading.

Yo, Jed, lemme gonche on that chowder. Plus, your bread bowl looks good.

gonche by bshea December 12, 2006

Gochenour 

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.

Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.

Gochenour by Kalbach September 30, 2023

gonch monster 

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

Goncharov 

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.

Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov

Goncharov by sleeping awake November 22, 2022

Goinched 

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!

Goinched by YGproductions April 9, 2016

goochess 

a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.

i dont want a goochess when i am older

goochess by poowaker69 May 25, 2007

gooched on 

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

gooched on by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015