gonched

When you and a couple of buddies smoke a good ounce of kush together and you can’t feel your legs

Dude I got real gonched last night , so gonched we walked six miles to my house

by Obj183 December 2, 2017

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!

by YGproductions April 9, 2016

gooched on

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

Gouched

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!

He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!

Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!

Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

by merlineternal January 20, 2008

Gooched

When in competition being defeated without scoring. To be Shutout.

Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.

Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!

by Skazellino September 8, 2011