A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
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Get the Gochenour mug.When a tweeker starts peaking out the window saying that the cops are across the street in the neighbors yard watching the house with binoculars . When you go and look, you realize that what he is positive are cops, is.3 trash cans.
Hey man! Don't you pull a Gochanour and ruin the party! Those people crawling in the backyard are just shadow people you're seeing . Get some sleep and they'll dissapear.
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A subgenre of death metal, which originated in the city of Gothenburg, Sweden. Prominent characteristics include heavy, melodic riffs; growled vocals; fast tempos; and usually high quality production.
Some of the most well-known bands in the genre include At The Gates, In Flames and The Haunted.
Some of the most well-known bands in the genre include At The Gates, In Flames and The Haunted.
by PoopyPoo December 21, 2004
Get the Gothenburg Death mug.Gothenburg is Swedens inofficial capital and is home to some of the greatest perople in the world and a really great theme park called Liseberg.
Gothenburg is a port city or harbor city if im using that word correct.
Gothenburg is a great city but is also kinda shit atleast if youre driving there with a car. Its really hard to find a parking spot.
Gothenburg is a port city or harbor city if im using that word correct.
Gothenburg is a great city but is also kinda shit atleast if youre driving there with a car. Its really hard to find a parking spot.
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Get the Gothenburg/Göteborg mug.A greeting where a man's genitals are grabbed and shaken by another man, regardless of consent. The term was coined in the song "Gothenburg Handshake" by The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.
"He shook way more than my hand...he pulled a Gothenburg Handshake on me and now my balls feel awkward and molested..."
by CaptainofIndustry January 1, 2012
Get the gothenburg handshake mug.A type of death metal popularized by Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, and At The Gates. Defined from Gothenburg, a city of Sweden. Many melodic death metal bands have been discovered since the popularization of this sound.
Ford: Hey! Gothenburg metal is the greatest music in the world.
Harrison: Hell yeah. Too bad kids today still listen to emo-fag "music". And some blacks still hypnotize children with their cRAP, Shit-hop, and their hell of a lifestyle.
Harrison: Hell yeah. Too bad kids today still listen to emo-fag "music". And some blacks still hypnotize children with their cRAP, Shit-hop, and their hell of a lifestyle.
by Melodeathical Flame February 21, 2011
Get the Gothenburg Metal mug.When a person is giving a blowjob and then goes all the way down to the base of the penis (a deepthroat) and proceeds to extend their tongue to lick the balls, the penis still being down their throat.
How was your date with Jessica?
It was awesome, she gave me the Gothenburg gobble!
Oh man, you totally got gobbled!
It was awesome, she gave me the Gothenburg gobble!
Oh man, you totally got gobbled!
by Cheezy D on the mic August 8, 2022
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