Goncher

Noun: A sickening disfigurement that once seen, changes one's life forever. Usually associated with the human penis.

I have to pay for sex because of my Goncher.

by PapaG123 May 26, 2010

Goncharov

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.

Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov

by sleeping awake November 22, 2022

Gooncher

When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.

Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.

by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016

Goncharov

A fictional 1973 Martin Scorsese Mafia movie, invented by users of Tumblr in 2022

"Have you seen that mafia movie, Goncharov"? "Yeah, it was epic, I loved the part where Goncharov has that shootout"

by CasualSnake November 20, 2022

goocher

When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me

Oh man, that's a goocher

by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004

Goocher

from the classic movie "Stand by Me".

Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.

Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?

Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!

Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!

Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me

they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before

they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like

this. Sincerely.

Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's

babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?

Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.

by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020

gonoherpasyphilaids

A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.

"Did you here about Lusky, dude? he contracted gonoherpasyphilaids..."

"well if he didnt screw everything that moves"

"yeah, damn him and those craigslist girls"

by xXVonBitchXx February 15, 2009