Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!

by YGproductions April 9, 2016

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!

He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!

Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!

Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

Grinched

When you come home, and all of your belongings are gone, even the light bulbs.

My ex wife grinched me

by mildot December 20, 2014

grinched raw

To get absolutely raw dogged by a man or who dressed as the grinch

Oh my god Becky last night Tim dressed up as the grinch and I was grinched raw

by Dr.Throbbin December 23, 2020

Grinched

The act of putting boogers on other people.

Guy 1: Dude I was in Math class yesterday and Adam put his booger on my arm.
Guy 2: He totally Grinched Yo Ass!

by Where's The Queef? March 27, 2012

grinched

The act of being robbed just days before Christmas, just like the Grinch who stole Christmas.

My friend got grinched and now has to scramble to find presents for his kids

by gjjammin February 3, 2010

Grinched

When one's heart grows multiple sizes, bursting through actual and metaphorical barriers and eliminating past grumpiness.

"My heart totally Grinched when I saw a Tweet of Nathan Fillion kissing a weensy puppy."

by skrillaknits December 16, 2009