Definitions by YGproductions
Cripple Mode
When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.
"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"
"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."
"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."
Cripple Mode by YGproductions May 24, 2017
Opiate Cock
A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.
"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."
Opiate Cock by YGproductions May 24, 2017
Pokemon Goo
When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon. The same can occur if one is instantly banned due to excess modding.
Pokemon Goo by YGproductions July 29, 2016
Push-Pop
The act of shoving two or more fists into another persons dirty little goinch socket. Once all fists are inside, go back and forth until climax.
Push-Pop by YGproductions July 19, 2016
Ejacufaint
When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.
The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.
Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!
Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!
Ejacufaint by YGproductions July 10, 2016
lurped
One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.
Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.
Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!
Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...
Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!
Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...
lurped by YGproductions June 2, 2016