Goldbloom

A tall hipster faggot who thinks he has friends.

"Man, Goldbloom's such a faggot."

by goldbloom August 20, 2013

Goldbloom bitch

They type of bitch who you could self diagnose upon first glance one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If someone ever calls you a Goldbloom bitch you have no choice but to beat their ass or else you are in fact a Goldbloom bitch

I Called these pussies a bunch of Goldbloom bitches and they're still in denial

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

goldbloom bitch

The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.

I called that kid a goldbloom bitch and he didn't do shit about it, what a fuckin pussy.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

goldbloom bitch

This ponyboy bitch blossomed into a tender love, and pocket holding pussy at a young age, and soon developed into a shiny, freshly coated cumsock. Good for nothing more than being a first class, gold metal bitch.

"Take a look at this goldbloom bitch" "I need me a goldbloom bitch"

by TheUncutPimp December 1, 2022

Goldbluming

To be so obsessed with a topic that you start repeating words and sounding like Jeff Goldblum

Jeff you're goldbluming.

by CptnKeegs November 15, 2020

Jeff Goldblum

A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.

Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.

by RedheadedERfan July 29, 2005

Goldblum'd

The act of bombarding one's social networking page with various Jeff Goldblum photos.

Filling up someone's entire front comments page with photos of Jeff Goldblum from various movies and public appearances. The person will then respond back to the intended target with the phrase, " GOLDBLUM'D ".

by outletpro October 16, 2009