Goldbluming

To be so obsessed with a topic that you start repeating words and sounding like Jeff Goldblum

Jeff you're goldbluming.

by CptnKeegs November 15, 2020

Goldbluming

To go from being extremely intoxicated to sober in a very short period of time, like Jeff Goldblum did in Independence Day right before he made the computer virus that destroyed the alien invaders.

Everybody was goldbluming so hard when the cops showed up last night.

by f***_off April 19, 2011

goldbluming

To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.

T. "Gross! Ewan McGregor's mole is repulsive."

A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"

by R1's_awesome December 9, 2008

Golluming

This dance was invented by Lorde. It was created when she concentrated really hard on feeling what she heard, which made her look like Gollum. When you're golluming you use your hands as claws, hunch your shoulders and back and bend your knees and arms. If you don't get this, just watch a video of her performing.

"What's Lorde doing, is she on drugs?"
"Nope, she's just golluming!"

by frostmage December 16, 2013

Golluming

To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

"What's Tracy doing?"
"Oh, she's golluming in her chair. Just ignore her."

by CrowScream February 1, 2013

Golluming

Golluming is the ability to climb over rocks and other objects at a fast speed. Often mistaken for free running, The word golluming is widely used in the "Gollum" community, although not many know if its true meaning.

OMFG, did you see that guy golluming, he got over those rocks and into that cubby hole

by The gollumer March 3, 2008

Golluming

When one goes into a tizzy as a result of a great deal of frustration and is no longer able to control their words and bodily functions, almost like a seizure but not quite as severe. More like a mental break down. They start talking in a low deep voice (sounding much like the character Gollum from LOTR) to themselves trying to debate how they should handle the situation. A higher tendency in girls rather than boys, most golluming is due to a boy messing with a girls head.

ksjafhkdsjfh GOLLUM .

dude, shes golluming and i think its my fault

uh oh caits golluming again.

by friedicecream13 January 20, 2010