goldblumming

When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.

'cant be arsed to play any more of this, sonic is goldblumming like a bitch!'

'f**kin goldblumstation 3'

'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'

by Ben Carr May 29, 2007

Goldbluming

To be so obsessed with a topic that you start repeating words and sounding like Jeff Goldblum

Jeff you're goldbluming.

by CptnKeegs November 15, 2020

Goldbluming

To go from being extremely intoxicated to sober in a very short period of time, like Jeff Goldblum did in Independence Day right before he made the computer virus that destroyed the alien invaders.

Everybody was goldbluming so hard when the cops showed up last night.

by f***_off April 19, 2011

Goldblumin'

Your skin when it starts peeling from a sunburn resembling Jeff Goldblum from the 1986 movie "The Fly"

God I wish I would have wore sun screen last week I'm Goldblumin' bad

by benisntfunny May 30, 2010

goldbluming

To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.

T. "Gross! Ewan McGregor's mole is repulsive."

A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"

by R1's_awesome December 9, 2008