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The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022
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by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
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by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 16, 2022
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by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
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by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 25, 2022
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