SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022

wirespooler bitch

The type of bitch with some janky ass brace job that literally shreds dicks to smitherines

Yo Chad why you're dick look all raw and shit bro sandy was a wirespooler bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

blowdryer bitch

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.

Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

fluffernutter and jelly

When you cum inside of a bitch on her period and eat her out after.

Dude I can't believe I fluffernutter and jelly'd that bitch last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

cubbard stuffer

A person or persons who shove numerous household items up their ass just to see how much it can fit.

"Dude I think my house was robbed" "nah man I got everything right here tucked away" "omg frank you goddamn cubbard stuffer."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

balanced bitch

The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.

" I needa find me a balanced bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022