SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

Flip-flop bitch

The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.

"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022

dirty skillet

Another term for dirty pussy, and or asshole.

Yo that bitch had a dirty skillet

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

crash course bitch

Another way to call someone a practice girl, not typically hot, not typically great, but similar to that pack of meat that's cheaper than the other it'll have to do.

Damn yo she was a crash course bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

coach class bitch

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.

I need to find me a coach class bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022

slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier

When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

breezeline bitch

An easy breezy bitch.

"Yo Chad I heard you hooked up with Jessica" yeah man she was a breezeline bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022