Definitions by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp

balanced bitch 

The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.

" I needa find me a balanced bitch"

balanced bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022

thin & crispy bitch 

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

thin & crispy bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022

pullback bitch 

The type of bitch that loves uncircumcised dicks. The type of bitch that pulls the foreskin back whilst they suck on it, records it and faps off to it.

"Yo man I heard you hooked up with John" * "yeah man he was a pullback bitch."

pullback bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 16, 2022

krinkle cut bitch 

The gold star standard of bitches. The type of bitch that folds their jeans over their ankles with a fuckboy haircut. You can smell the douchebag coming off of them from a block away.

"take a look at this krinkle cut bitch."

krinkle cut bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022

hands-free pullback 

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.

"The hands-free pullback is my signature"

hands-free pullback by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022

sunbeam bitch 

A dry ass crusty raisin type bitch. Pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a dry personality, and a pair of chap dick suckin lips to match.

I can't stand your dry ass pussy it hurts my fuckin dick, Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch!

sunbeam bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 25, 2022

bubblewrap bitch 

Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.

"I'm getting so tired of the bubblewrap bitches claiming they're hard"

*Stolen*

bubblewrap bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022