SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

Jizzwizard

The janitor at a dirty strip club.

We're gonna need a jizzwizard in the vip area someone just busted a double wide load on the floor

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

blowdryer bitch

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.

Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

sunbeam bitch

A dry ass crusty raisin type bitch. Pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a dry personality, and a pair of chap dick suckin lips to match.

I can't stand your dry ass pussy it hurts my fuckin dick, Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch!

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 25, 2022

krinkle cut bitch

The gold star standard of bitches. The type of bitch that folds their jeans over their ankles with a fuckboy haircut. You can smell the douchebag coming off of them from a block away.

"take a look at this krinkle cut bitch."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022

sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis

Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

Flip-flop bitch

The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.

"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022

layaway bitch

The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.

"can I have my money now" "shut the fuck up and take this dick you layaway bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 13, 2022