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by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
Get the hands-free pullback mug.The gold star standard of bitches. The type of bitch that folds their jeans over their ankles with a fuckboy haircut. You can smell the douchebag coming off of them from a block away.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
Get the krinkle cut bitch mug.The type of bitch that loves uncircumcised dicks. The type of bitch that pulls the foreskin back whilst they suck on it, records it and faps off to it.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 16, 2022
Get the pullback bitch mug.A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
Get the thin & crispy bitch mug.The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022
Get the balanced bitch mug.The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022
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by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022
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