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42 definitions by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
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The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis
Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead
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When someone cums in anothers ass and they blow a cum bubble and you eat it.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022
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Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.
"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
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A dry ass crusty raisin type bitch. Pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a dry personality, and a pair of chap dick suckin lips to match.
I can't stand your dry ass pussy it hurts my fuckin dick, Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch!
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 26, 2022
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When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.
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Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm
Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin
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