double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.
Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
mugGet the double wide loadmug.

ghost feds

An elite task force armed to the teeth with laser pointers, x-rays, projectors, phone taps, and small audio recording devices. The use drastic military tactics to give themselves probable cause to harass tweakers
Those shadow people weren't the drugs it was the goddamn ghost feds. You're not tweaking your phone is actually tapped the ghost feds are at it again
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022
mugGet the ghost fedsmug.

oil burner bitch

The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 06, 2022
mugGet the oil burner bitchmug.

bubblewrap bitch

Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.
"I'm getting so tired of the bubblewrap bitches claiming they're hard"

*Stolen*
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
mugGet the bubblewrap bitchmug.

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.
Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022
mugGet the simps next doormug.

fluffernutter and jelly

When you cum inside of a bitch on her period and eat her out after.
Dude I can't believe I fluffernutter and jelly'd that bitch last night
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
mugGet the fluffernutter and jellymug.

coach class bitch

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 06, 2022
mugGet the coach class bitchmug.