SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

you got 2 bucks

Usually asked by a junkie who needs 2 bucks to get him, or herself a shot of dope from someone at a homeless camp.

"You got 2 bucks!?"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis

Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

Sperm dragon

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.

Get the fuck outta here you fuckin sperm dragon

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

sunbeam bitch

Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.

"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

crash course bitch

A practice girl.

You still with Hillary, nah man she was a crash course bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Klondike bitch

A bulldyke type bitch who will do anything and everything to fuck a straight girl

"Hey Shelly why you keep looking at Sara" "Hulk Want Smash" "omg shell quit being a Klondike bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

layaway bitch

The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.

"can I have my money now" "shut the fuck up and take this dick you layaway bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 13, 2022