Goldblumin'

Your skin when it starts peeling from a sunburn resembling Jeff Goldblum from the 1986 movie "The Fly"

God I wish I would have wore sun screen last week I'm Goldblumin' bad

Goldblumin' by benisntfunny May 30, 2010

Goldbluming 

To be so obsessed with a topic that you start repeating words and sounding like Jeff Goldblum

Jeff you're goldbluming.

Goldbluming by CptnKeegs November 15, 2020

Jeff Goldblum 

A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.

Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.

Jeff Goldblum by RedheadedERfan July 29, 2005

Goldblum'd 

The act of bombarding one's social networking page with various Jeff Goldblum photos.

Filling up someone's entire front comments page with photos of Jeff Goldblum from various movies and public appearances. The person will then respond back to the intended target with the phrase, " GOLDBLUM'D ".

Goldblum'd by outletpro October 16, 2009

You've Gone Full Goldblum 

When a man becomes exponentially more cool and stylish with age.

Those hip glasses, snappy shoes, and love of Postmodern Jukebox prove that You've Gone Full Goldblum!

You've Gone Full Goldblum by Guy Fleegman July 19, 2016

Goldblum list 

The list of people you find ridiculously attractive but cannot understand why.

Also referred to as the G list

Hey did you see Har Mar Superstar's new video?
Oh my God yes, he is definately ranking high on my Goldblum list.

I saw that interview with Adam Sandler last night.
Oh he made the G list!

Goldblum list by Ugly Lovers of the World Unite May 28, 2010

Jeff Goldblum 

A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".

Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!

Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!

Jeff Goldblum by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017