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Goldblum'd 

1. The act of unknowingly changing someone's computer background to a picture of actor Jeff Goldblum - sandy and nude - on the beach.

2. One literally Goldbluming themselves by taking a photo of themselves giving the goat and setting it as someone's computer background.
Some kid left his laptop at the house, so I Goldblum'd him.
Goldblum'd by Doctor Ian Malcolm January 24, 2011

Goldbluming 

To be so obsessed with a topic that you start repeating words and sounding like Jeff Goldblum
Jeff you're goldbluming.
Goldbluming by CptnKeegs November 15, 2020

Jeff Goldblum 

A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.
Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.
Jeff Goldblum by RedheadedERfan July 29, 2005

You've Gone Full Goldblum 

When a man becomes exponentially more cool and stylish with age.
Those hip glasses, snappy shoes, and love of Postmodern Jukebox prove that You've Gone Full Goldblum!

Goldblum list 

The list of people you find ridiculously attractive but cannot understand why.

Also referred to as the G list
Hey did you see Har Mar Superstar's new video?
Oh my God yes, he is definately ranking high on my Goldblum list.

I saw that interview with Adam Sandler last night.
Oh he made the G list!

Goldblumphobia 

“Oh god no! I can’t watch Jurassic Park, I have Goldblumphobia!”
Goldblumphobia by IAMMRMYSTERY January 13, 2020
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