godem

Common misspelling of a word gotem or gottem.
Depending on context it could also mean goddamn.

Person 1: I won the court case
Person 2: Godem

or

Person 1: Godem, this task is so difficult

by Ergonoomia September 21, 2020

Golemite army

A group of deranged individuals who mask their lack of social aptitude by excelling at an online game and partaking in graphic and often sick humour.

Golemite army are on the march again,I've just wet myself.

by Eggmactiss January 3, 2018

Golemite army

A bunch of sick nonces. Anyone who is under the age of 10 or a sheep is unsafe from this disturbed bunch of people. The KFC chef and magician are our heroes. Shoutout to krimson and to Liam, our favorite pre pubescent

Hide your kids, the Golemite army is coming!

by Chloe's burger nipples January 3, 2018

Goldemort

Nickname of Gary Schofield, CEO of Gaia Online. Named as such because:

1. He flooded Gaia's marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. Like Voldemort of the Harry Potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.

Voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. Goldemort has short-term thinking with the "big bang for a buck this second, SALE SALE SALE", and drowning users with announcements and recolors because "buyers demand it", even though Gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

In short, don't put Voldemort that low. He has better standards.

by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014

Godenfreude

Perverse glee experienced when learning that a religious zealot becomes victim to his own hypocrisy.

I couldn't help but feel a bit of godenfreude when Ted Haggard, the anti-gay pastor, was caught having a torrid, meth-fueled affair with a male prostitute.

by Hollywood Red August 1, 2016

godmart

A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.

My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!

by TNunnster February 6, 2010

Godelay

The time it takes for a vehicle to get moving after the light turns green.

That driver's godelay must have added 4 car lengths to the line of traffic!

by JTfromTTown June 3, 2010