godmart

A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.

My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!

by TNunnster February 6, 2010

Godmaster

The name of an overpowering God, greater than all, who is sometimes referred to as "Rodrigo" or "leader of men." He holds everyone's highest respect.

Godmaster may be shortened to GM for colloquial use. When talking about "YOU" this is in reference to the Godmaster.

Diego: "YOU are the Godmaster!"

Rodrigo: "No YOU!"

Diego: "What a GM."

by Godmasterfan December 24, 2010

god-mart

A broad appeal mega-church that typically has thousands of attendees at a weekly service.

Sorry I'm late, traffic was horrible. I didn't realize god-mart was getting out or I would have taken the other way.

by GregZILLA! April 22, 2010

Godmate

A Godmate is a soulmate but on a greater level: whereas a soulmate may be in one's life for a specific reason for a limited time, a Godmate is the opposing-gender-other-half of one's own soul.

It doesn't matter what she does or does not do, nor what he does or does not do, it never changes the fact that Gina is Richard's infinite, eternal Godmate.

by RCSilk January 8, 2015

godfart

The hypothesized instantaneous creation of the universe by a single, all-powerful being, esp. Yahweh/Allah, from a complete and utter void, absent of matter.

Monotheist: "God created everything we see out of absolutely nothing."

Smartass: "So we exist because of some godfart?"

by To-Chi August 14, 2010

godfart

When, in the process of an internet debate on religion, one member poses a question so difficult, the other member goes into a seizure.

"If God loves us, why does he kill us?"
"...um..."
"You're a Godfart."

by Slick Racer March 5, 2004

godmait

An, Alternative option to use for God-dammit, one which contains fewer vowels. Therefore helping the person convey this dismay rather quickly.

GODMAIT!

by lolbrosid June 22, 2010