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A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.
My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!
godmart by TNunnster February 6, 2010
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The name of an overpowering God, greater than all, who is sometimes referred to as "Rodrigo" or "leader of men." He holds everyone's highest respect.

Godmaster may be shortened to GM for colloquial use. When talking about "YOU" this is in reference to the Godmaster.
Diego: "YOU are the Godmaster!"

Rodrigo: "No YOU!"

Diego: "What a GM."
Godmaster by Godmasterfan December 24, 2010
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god-mart 

A broad appeal mega-church that typically has thousands of attendees at a weekly service.
Sorry I'm late, traffic was horrible. I didn't realize god-mart was getting out or I would have taken the other way.
god-mart by GregZILLA! April 22, 2010
A Godmate is a soulmate but on a greater level: whereas a soulmate may be in one's life for a specific reason for a limited time, a Godmate is the opposing-gender-other-half of one's own soul.
It doesn't matter what she does or does not do, nor what he does or does not do, it never changes the fact that Gina is Richard's infinite, eternal Godmate.
Godmate by RCSilk January 8, 2015
The hypothesized instantaneous creation of the universe by a single, all-powerful being, esp. Yahweh/Allah, from a complete and utter void, absent of matter.
Monotheist: "God created everything we see out of absolutely nothing."

Smartass: "So we exist because of some godfart?"
godfart by To-Chi August 14, 2010
When, in the process of an internet debate on religion, one member poses a question so difficult, the other member goes into a seizure.
"If God loves us, why does he kill us?"
"...um..."
"You're a Godfart."
godfart by Slick Racer March 5, 2004
An, Alternative option to use for God-dammit, one which contains fewer vowels. Therefore helping the person convey this dismay rather quickly.
GODMAIT!
godmait by lolbrosid June 22, 2010
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