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Goldemort 

Nickname of Gary Schofield, CEO of Gaia Online. Named as such because:

1. He flooded Gaia's marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. Like Voldemort of the Harry Potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.
Voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. Goldemort has short-term thinking with the "big bang for a buck this second, SALE SALE SALE", and drowning users with announcements and recolors because "buyers demand it", even though Gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

In short, don't put Voldemort that low. He has better standards.
Goldemort by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014
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Goldemort 

Noun.) Another name for the very bald, and very creepy principal of Fairfax Highschool. Along with his baldness and extremely awkard way with speech, he oddly resembles Voldemort from Harry Potter. Especially at graduation when he is fully cloaked. Goldemort is name math; Goldfarb+Voldemort=Goldemort. Goldemort tends to keep his head uncommonly shiny, almost blindingly so. Add this to his uncanny blank eyed dark lord stare, and youve got your self one deranged Tom Riddle.
Student #1: "AHHHHH!!!! MY SCAAAR!"
Student #2: "Chill out choosen one, its just Goldemort."

Student #3: "Did you hear about the new dress code?"
Student #4: "Oh yeah... I heard Goldemort is making us wear cloaks with pointy hats and masks that dont actually conceal your identity whatsoever."
Student #3: "Bloody hell..."
Goldemort by The real "Griffin"dore. December 17, 2010

Goldemort 

A nickname for Donald Trump coined by popular independent media podcaster Elon James White of This Week In Blackness. It is a portmanteau that joins the words "gold" and "Voldemort"-- because Donald Trump seems to be partial to gold based on how his buildings and living spaces are decorated and because the rhetoric of his U.S. presidential campaign seems to mirror the political campaigns of historical fascists such as Mussolini and Hitler.
Please don't vote for Goldemort in the U.S. Presidential Election.
Goldemort by Maritess October 26, 2016

Voldemort's Nose 

Something that does not exist or is impossible.
-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.
Voldemort's Nose by pottergeek7 March 30, 2011

Voldemort Effect 

Being fearful of naming someone or something. The phrase takes cue from the line associated with "Lord Voldemort" in the Harry Potter series: 'he who must not be named'.

The phrase was coined by British activist Maajid Nawaz in context of Islamism; analysts being fearful or reluctant to call out the ideology of Islamism as the underlying cause of Jihadist terrorism.
Left-liberals often succumb to the Voldemort Effect when discussing Islamic terrorism.
Voldemort Effect by StrikerXX September 5, 2015

Loldemort 

Loldemort is a symbiosis between the world known expression LOL and the world's worst enemy: Voldemort. The outcome is a fierce, awesome and epic expression. Used in extremely funny situations only. The expression loldemort will reach world domination in some years, true story.
"dang, that was sooo loldemort"

Haha, loldemort !

Your brother said, "Damn, that's so stupid". Then I say, "Yeah, that's so LOLDEMORT!"

You are such a Loldemort!
Loldemort by Siv Mensen/Supernam January 12, 2011

Lord Voldemort 

Primary villain in J.K Rowling's Harry Potter series.

Born Tom Marvolo Riddle, named for father and maternal grandfather. Originally an attractive, charming person with the ability to hide his evil intent, but later becomes rather more conspicuous.

Constantly attempting to track down Harry and finish killing him, having failed and been temporarily disembodied by the attempt when Harry was a baby.

Pale skin, red eyes, slitted notrils, high, cold voice. Skinny, with long fingers. May or may not wear underwear under those robes, as none has ever been mentioned when Wormtail was dressing him, or in the movie where he conjured up his robes. Oh, and he has really delicate-looking feet- barefoot tapping of Cedric's face reveals this fact. The hands are almost girlish, too. ;)

Uses Dark Magic, has a lot of devoted followers named Death Eaters. Has experimented with various evil powers, and is determined to gain immortality. Has split his soul, hence the freakish inhuman(but badass) looks. Speaks Parseltongue(snake language).

Utterly ruthless, incapable of love. Not the sort you want to meet in a dark alley, unless you're holding a deathwish/are his fangirl/fanboy.

Disturbingly large fanbase, including those wishing to *ahem*speak to his snake. :p
Read. The. Books.

Lord Voldemort, circa resurrection in movie: *hyper*
Y'know, being restored to semi-human form seems to have done wonders for his energy level. ;)

Bellatrix: OMG my lord I lub you!!!
Lord Voldemort: Greeeeeaaaatttt....

Deluded fangirl: He's misunderstood...*sniff*

More aware fangirl: Sure, he's evil...but that is SO cool.
Lord Voldemort by Lady Rilwen January 4, 2009