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gobnocker

A word that means how really stupid and obnoxious a person or thing is being, commonly used for showing disinterest and possible hatred for a thing
Man that dude was being a real gobnocker I tell you what.
That chick was so gobnockingly uptight that I’d rather watch Rosanne.
by Shamichale Readaction April 29, 2019
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Godfocker

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...
by dookeyboy December 18, 2010
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hobnocker

"Hobnocker" is a completely made up word from the nickelodeon show iCarly.

All of the previous definitions were written to Urban Dictionary AFTER the episode of iCarly with the meaningless word aired early 2009, all of the previous comments being a little bit later on.

The only description (from the episode of iCarly) is "gross... and illegal"
"You hobnocker!"

---------------From iCarly---------------
Carly: "Whats a hobnocker?"
Sam: whispers
Carly: "Eww, thats gross!"
Sam: "And illegal"
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hobnocker

a person who slaps people with his penis
that hobnocker over there just slapt me with his dick
by thehobnocker November 9, 2009
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Goblocker

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"
by Godflesh May 24, 2011
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GobRocker

The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.
Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.

John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?

Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
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Hobnocker

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly
by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009
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