Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.
Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
by dookeyboy December 18, 2010
Get the Godfocker mug.Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.
Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.
Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."
John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."
John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
by randomcsdude August 30, 2016
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by GaryHatesMattSoMuch May 19, 2008
Get the godecker mug.1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"
2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"
3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"
3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-
<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...
<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...
Dear God....
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-
<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...
<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...
Dear God....
by Vampycore May 10, 2009
Get the godfucker mug.Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"
Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"
Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"
by Godflesh May 24, 2011
Get the Goblocker mug.The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.
Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.
John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?
Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?
Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
Get the GobRocker mug.A word that means how really stupid and obnoxious a person or thing is being, commonly used for showing disinterest and possible hatred for a thing
Man that dude was being a real gobnocker I tell you what.
That chick was so gobnockingly uptight that I’d rather watch Rosanne.
That chick was so gobnockingly uptight that I’d rather watch Rosanne.
by Shamichale Readaction April 29, 2019
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