GobRocker

The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.

Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.

John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?

Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Godfocker

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.

Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...

by dookeyboy December 18, 2010

grockers

When the king bangs on the wall and the Grockmonster comes out with his green coat and bockers.

He’s in his grockers

by Park Dean October 2, 2023

Goblocker

A cock. A dick. A penis.

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"

by Godflesh May 24, 2011

gobnocker

A word that means how really stupid and obnoxious a person or thing is being, commonly used for showing disinterest and possible hatred for a thing

Man that dude was being a real gobnocker I tell you what.
That chick was so gobnockingly uptight that I’d rather watch Rosanne.

by Shamichale Readaction April 29, 2019

guyrocker

one who rocks guys out, as in a male who has sex with another male; a homosexual male.

Derek is such a guyrocker.

by Vipon13 June 5, 2003

Godblocker ver.2.11

Godblocker ver.2.11 is a Fictitious software program for Windows Based Systems (Mac version coming soon ) that Essentially blocks God from your computer. Thus not allowing it to Enter your mind

" Hey,, I just Got Godblocker ver.2.11 Installed and it works Great. I Haven't Thought about God Since"

by Atheist(topix) January 29, 2010