Definitions by ReesesBeefus

Anjoul 

Anjoul(s) are a group of females with deep blue hair, with an amazing set of teeth. Her emotions can be exaggerated sometimes but just know that she means well. Anjoul(s) have really small spines that limit their reach to things far up so you'll need to be at least 5'8" to grab something for her. There's a 28.9% chance that an Anjoul will have a penis, but it'll big a whopper like the ones at Hungry Jacks (or Burger King for you American donnies). All in all, Anjoul(s) are really sweet and shouldn't be taken for granted and if you find one that likes you please don't fuck it up coz you'll regret it for life :)

Joshua: Hey what's that weirdly short girl with the blue hair and the big penis' name?
Gregory Davis: Anjoul

Anjoul by ReesesBeefus April 14, 2020

Clobba 

It's a name that you give to a very wonderful person yknow init fam.

Me: Wow, you're such a clobba yknow
Clobba: Wow thank you mate :)

Clobba by ReesesBeefus January 16, 2020

Yinch 

It's a name that only your dad could give you.

In a sense, the word can be described as 'the one who will bring balance'

Mum: Oh I'm so proud of him.
Dad: Of course, he's the Yinch.
Son: What? What does that even mean?

Yinch by ReesesBeefus December 18, 2019

Smack Tower 

Smack tower is the place (likely council flats) where you know there's hella drugs.

"Greezo" geez those flats look banged up.
"Deano" yeah it's probs a smack tower.

Smack Tower by ReesesBeefus April 25, 2019

Misconjuiced 

Its a word used primarily for when someone misplaces their juice. Or when an unexpected bodily fluid is released.

Greg: Damn it John, I've lost my juice,

John: seems like you've had a small case of a misconjuiced.

Or

Greg: shit I've misconjuiced my cum all over the floor again.

Misconjuiced by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Gronkaz 

Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.

Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz

Gronkaz by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Sperm Purge 

The act of ejaculating more than 5 times in one day, nearly emptying your ballsack. Generally, a Sperm Purge also makes the individual feel as though they've weakened by a considerable amount and will require a lengthy recharge period.

Greg: Fuck man, she had me going like 6 rounds just to satisfy her. Shit was torture.

Fred: Jesus, bitch orchestrated a Sperm Purge.

Sperm Purge by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019