8 definitions by ReesesBeefus
The act of ejaculating more than 5 times in one day, nearly emptying your ballsack. Generally, a Sperm Purge also makes the individual feel as though they've weakened by a considerable amount and will require a lengthy recharge period.
Greg: Fuck man, she had me going like 6 rounds just to satisfy her. Shit was torture.
Fred: Jesus, bitch orchestrated a Sperm Purge.
Fred: Jesus, bitch orchestrated a Sperm Purge.
by ReesesBeefus March 22, 2019
Anjoul(s) are a group of females with deep blue hair, with an amazing set of teeth. Her emotions can be exaggerated sometimes but just know that she means well. Anjoul(s) have really small spines that limit their reach to things far up so you'll need to be at least 5'8" to grab something for her. There's a 28.9% chance that an Anjoul will have a penis, but it'll big a whopper like the ones at Hungry Jacks (or Burger King for you American donnies). All in all, Anjoul(s) are really sweet and shouldn't be taken for granted and if you find one that likes you please don't fuck it up coz you'll regret it for life :)
Joshua: Hey what's that weirdly short girl with the blue hair and the big penis' name?
Gregory Davis: Anjoul
Gregory Davis: Anjoul
by ReesesBeefus April 14, 2020
Its a word used primarily for when someone misplaces their juice. Or when an unexpected bodily fluid is released.
Greg: Damn it John, I've lost my juice,
John: seems like you've had a small case of a misconjuiced.
Or
Greg: shit I've misconjuiced my cum all over the floor again.
John: seems like you've had a small case of a misconjuiced.
Or
Greg: shit I've misconjuiced my cum all over the floor again.
by ReesesBeefus March 22, 2019
by ReesesBeefus January 17, 2020
Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.
Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz
by ReesesBeefus March 22, 2019
The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.
Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.
John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?
Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?
Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
by ReesesBeefus March 22, 2019
It's a name that only your dad could give you.
In a sense, the word can be described as 'the one who will bring balance'
In a sense, the word can be described as 'the one who will bring balance'
by ReesesBeefus December 18, 2019