ReesesBeefus's definitions

Sperm Purge

The act of ejaculating more than 5 times in one day, nearly emptying your ballsack. Generally, a Sperm Purge also makes the individual feel as though they've weakened by a considerable amount and will require a lengthy recharge period.

Greg: Fuck man, she had me going like 6 rounds just to satisfy her. Shit was torture.

Fred: Jesus, bitch orchestrated a Sperm Purge.

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Anjoul

Anjoul(s) are a group of females with deep blue hair, with an amazing set of teeth. Her emotions can be exaggerated sometimes but just know that she means well. Anjoul(s) have really small spines that limit their reach to things far up so you'll need to be at least 5'8" to grab something for her. There's a 28.9% chance that an Anjoul will have a penis, but it'll big a whopper like the ones at Hungry Jacks (or Burger King for you American donnies). All in all, Anjoul(s) are really sweet and shouldn't be taken for granted and if you find one that likes you please don't fuck it up coz you'll regret it for life :)

Joshua: Hey what's that weirdly short girl with the blue hair and the big penis' name?
Gregory Davis: Anjoul

by ReesesBeefus April 14, 2020

Smack Tower

Smack tower is the place (likely council flats) where you know there's hella drugs.

"Greezo" geez those flats look banged up.
"Deano" yeah it's probs a smack tower.

by ReesesBeefus April 25, 2019

Clobba

It's a name that you give to a very wonderful person yknow init fam.

Me: Wow, you're such a clobba yknow
Clobba: Wow thank you mate :)

by ReesesBeefus January 16, 2020

GobRocker

The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.

Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.

John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?

Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Gronkaz

Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.

Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Yinch

It's a name that only your dad could give you.

In a sense, the word can be described as 'the one who will bring balance'

Mum: Oh I'm so proud of him.
Dad: Of course, he's the Yinch.
Son: What? What does that even mean?

by ReesesBeefus December 18, 2019