Hobnocker

Something gross and illegal

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly

by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009

Hobnocker

1. Someone who slaps others with their penis and/or testicles
2. Someone who (male or female) who has any kind of sexual intercourse with an animal, whether it be vaginal, oral, anal or any other type of intercourse
3. Someone who frequently masturbates publicly
4. A child molester

This term was made famous on the popular Nickelodeon "iCarly".

Jay-Z: Would you go back out with Chris Brown?
Rihanna: NO! Chris Brown Is Such A Hobnocker!

by YoungKari July 10, 2010

Hobnocker

A thing that you should never ever do to people because it is gross, illegal and rude.

Hay that guys a hobnocker" or (on ICarly) "you hobnocker

by Singer2010 July 25, 2010

Hobnocker

One who goes around hitting people in the testicles

This dude is a hobnocker

by tweaking chicano March 20, 2010

Hobnocker

Someone who masturbates in a public bathroom. Its illegal.

Your mom is a hobnocker.

by iksneduf epoh August 28, 2009

Hobnocker

A person (usually male) who has forceful sexual intercourse (also known as rape) or molests a small animal.The word was created in ICarly and is actually a very old slang term used in the southern areas (many generations ago)

"He called me a hobnocker!" Exclaimed Miranda

"A what?" David asked
"A person who rapes small animals."
David then gasped with his mouth wide open.

by mElonie June 15, 2015

Hobnocker

Hobnocker- A person that pulls down there pants and dick slaps a unsuspecting Asian in the face.

Cindy Wong-WTF I just got hobnocked in the face by a hobnocker!!! I like it😂

by Alexis_McNugget August 6, 2015