Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"
Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"
Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"
by Godflesh May 24, 2011
Get the Goblocker mug.Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.
Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
by dookeyboy December 18, 2010
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The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.
Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.
John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?
Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?
Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
Get the GobRocker mug.A word that means how really stupid and obnoxious a person or thing is being, commonly used for showing disinterest and possible hatred for a thing
Man that dude was being a real gobnocker I tell you what.
That chick was so gobnockingly uptight that I’d rather watch Rosanne.
That chick was so gobnockingly uptight that I’d rather watch Rosanne.
by Shamichale Readaction April 29, 2019
Get the gobnocker mug.Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.
by cuethug April 6, 2004
Get the glocker mug.Godblocked refers almost synonymously to the term "cockblocked." However, this form only occurs when there are natural phenomena which only God could be controlling that are blocking your cock from vaginal penetration or other womanly pleasures.
While my girlfriend Allisyn was studying abroad in Indonesia, she sent me a letter one day saying "I miss you. Being away from you makes me realize just how much I truly love you. I want you to be my first the minute I get off of that plane back home." I was excited.
A month later, I got a call from her mother. Her mom said that Allisyn, a geology major, had been studying the contours of Mt. Krakatoa when it suddenly erupted. Her body was found three days later but she was obviously dead and her vagina had turned to obsidian. I totally got godblocked.
A month later, I got a call from her mother. Her mom said that Allisyn, a geology major, had been studying the contours of Mt. Krakatoa when it suddenly erupted. Her body was found three days later but she was obviously dead and her vagina had turned to obsidian. I totally got godblocked.
by Shawn J. R. January 1, 2008
Get the godblocked mug.One of the considered names of Roblox from 2003 to 2005, alongside with Dynablocks.
Unlike those 2 names, it never had a actual logo, despite that there was a fan art of it.
Unlike those 2 names, it never had a actual logo, despite that there was a fan art of it.
by Numpty911 March 11, 2022
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