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Acronym for "What a fuckin' douchebag!"
Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "W-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "W-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
On facebook: "Hey fb fam, went to Best Buy on Black Friday and was waiting 45 seconds for some dude to pull out of a parking spot when some rich asshole pulled his Bimmer in before me. WAFD!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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Get the fuckin' genius mug.A portmanteau of the words "correspond" and "rendezvous," which is essentially just the planning in advance of a sexting or mushy facebooking session by two lovers.
Kara: Oh applecake, you are my world! Hopefully we'll meet in our dreams tonight!
Marcus: Yes, baby. Hopefully. But either way, let's correspondezvous tomorrow at 8:00 AM on facebook, k? Love you sugar dumpling!
Marcus: Yes, baby. Hopefully. But either way, let's correspondezvous tomorrow at 8:00 AM on facebook, k? Love you sugar dumpling!
by dookeyboy October 8, 2011
Get the correspondezvous mug.My sister was pissed, 'cause after me and Joe got done ridin' our 4-wheelers we came inside and tractor trailer up real good with mud!
by dookeyboy November 16, 2010
Get the tractor trailer mug.Billy: Man, I hear Uncle Ralph is really sick and might not make it much longer.
Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.
Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.
by dookeyboy November 23, 2010
Get the Sankyville mug.1. To dump a chick with whom you are fed up.
2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.
2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.
1. Man, I'm sick her drama, yo! I'm 'bout to 86 this bitch when I talk to her ass again!
2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!
Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"
2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!
Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"
by dookeyboy November 26, 2010
Get the 86 this bitch mug.A race of pointy-eared ancient humanoids, the most famous of whom is Spock, from a planet of the same name in the Star Trek series. The word could also be used by James T. Kirk to express shock or disbelief in any of Spock's logical thoughts or behaviors that were not clearly comprehended by the Captain.
Kirk: "Doctor, go ask that green slimeball thing if it's possible a human being could have sex with its species."
Doctor: "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex therapist!"
Spock: "I am afraid the Doctor is right, Jim. That would be completely illogical."
Kirk: "Spock, you're questioning my orders?! Are you out of your Vulcan (fuckin') mind?!"
Doctor: "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex therapist!"
Spock: "I am afraid the Doctor is right, Jim. That would be completely illogical."
Kirk: "Spock, you're questioning my orders?! Are you out of your Vulcan (fuckin') mind?!"
by dookeyboy December 5, 2010
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