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The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
by dookeyboy December 6, 2010
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Kirk: "Doctor, go ask that green slimeball thing if it's possible a human being could have sex with its species."
Doctor: "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex therapist!"
Spock: "I am afraid the Doctor is right, Jim. That would be completely illogical."
Kirk: "Spock, you're questioning my orders?! Are you out of your Vulcan (fuckin') mind?!"
Doctor: "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex therapist!"
Spock: "I am afraid the Doctor is right, Jim. That would be completely illogical."
Kirk: "Spock, you're questioning my orders?! Are you out of your Vulcan (fuckin') mind?!"
by dookeyboy December 5, 2010
Get the Vulcan mug.1. To dump a chick with whom you are fed up.
2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.
2. To leave a place or hangout (usually in a huff or quickly) because it's lame or has become tiresome.
1. Man, I'm sick her drama, yo! I'm 'bout to 86 this bitch when I talk to her ass again!
2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!
Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"
2. Marcus: "Man, da bouncer won't let me in da club 'cause he said my pants on da ground, yo!
Sean: "For realz, playa? That's whack! Let's 86 this bitch anyway, yo!"
by dookeyboy November 26, 2010
Get the 86 this bitch mug.Billy: Man, I hear Uncle Ralph is really sick and might not make it much longer.
Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.
Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.
by dookeyboy November 23, 2010
Get the Sankyville mug.A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
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NBC's Jeff Rossen: "Charlie, you recently lost custody of your kids and got fired from your job as the lead actor on 'Two And A Half Men.' What's going on?"
Sheen: "C'mon, Jeff, isn't it obvious? WINNING!!!"
Sheen: "C'mon, Jeff, isn't it obvious? WINNING!!!"
by dookeyboy March 30, 2011
Get the winning mug.A municipal employee who drives around metropolitan areas stalking and issuing innocent bystanders with parking tickets.
See also revenue police.
See also revenue police.
Dude, I had to bribe the meter maid with a five dollar bill so he wouldn't issue me a $25 parking ticket!
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
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