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godfucker
1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"
2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"
3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"
3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-
<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...
<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...
Dear God....
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-
<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...
<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...
Dear God....
Related Words
gobnocker
A word that means how really stupid and obnoxious a person or thing is being, commonly used for showing disinterest and possible hatred for a thing
Man that dude was being a real gobnocker I tell you what.
That chick was so gobnockingly uptight that I’d rather watch Rosanne.
That chick was so gobnockingly uptight that I’d rather watch Rosanne.
gobnocker by Shamichale Readaction April 29, 2019
GobRocker
The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.
Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.
John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?
Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?
Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
GobRocker by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
Godfuckers
Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.
Godfuckers are STOOPID
Godfuckers by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010
godfucker
A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts to justify aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.
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