gnailed
to screw up because you misscalculated and then go with it, because your friends say it wont be that bad.
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gnarled penis
The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.
Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.
First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.
First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"
gnarled penis by jayfinator December 15, 2011
Gnagled
Gnagled.
1. A woman/man that is a disproportionate crack addicted hooker-slut.
2. A woman/man that, due to addiction is the pure embodyment of a cum-guzzling-pimp's-slut.
3. A roommate whom feels entitled to everything, including the majory of the earths' cum.
4. Someone that believes cum is the source of all life, and youth.
5. A dirty jizz filled cow cunt, mailed from the deepest parts of hell.
Synonyms.
Cum-dumpster, Slut, Harlot, Floozy, Gnarled, Prostitute, Whore, Hussy, Tramp, Trollop, Tart, Anal-reciever, Dome-polisher, Cock-hero, Dick-digesting-whorebear, Penis-predator, Nut-busting-jizz-inhaler.
1. A woman/man that is a disproportionate crack addicted hooker-slut.
2. A woman/man that, due to addiction is the pure embodyment of a cum-guzzling-pimp's-slut.
3. A roommate whom feels entitled to everything, including the majory of the earths' cum.
4. Someone that believes cum is the source of all life, and youth.
5. A dirty jizz filled cow cunt, mailed from the deepest parts of hell.
Synonyms.
Cum-dumpster, Slut, Harlot, Floozy, Gnarled, Prostitute, Whore, Hussy, Tramp, Trollop, Tart, Anal-reciever, Dome-polisher, Cock-hero, Dick-digesting-whorebear, Penis-predator, Nut-busting-jizz-inhaler.
Example.
1. My roommate Shannon is a "Gnagled" looking bitch.
2. My roomate Shannon is so "Gnagled." No wonder she has so many STDs.
EXAMPLE CONVERSATION:
"Hey! Tom, do you know someone that's easy? I really need to bust this nut."
"Fuck yeah Jake, My roommate is gnagled as fuck."
"So, she's easy?"
"Dude, just whip out your dick and she'll come running like a bitch in heat."
1. My roommate Shannon is a "Gnagled" looking bitch.
2. My roomate Shannon is so "Gnagled." No wonder she has so many STDs.
EXAMPLE CONVERSATION:
"Hey! Tom, do you know someone that's easy? I really need to bust this nut."
"Fuck yeah Jake, My roommate is gnagled as fuck."
"So, she's easy?"
"Dude, just whip out your dick and she'll come running like a bitch in heat."
Gnagled by Roommate hater. April 27, 2017
gnawledge
gnawledge n. (word-portmanteau: gnaw + suffix ledge; cf. knowledge) mechanical knowledge that is obtained by "gnawing" facts rather than conceptually interpreting them.
gnawledge by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003
gnarledge
The collection of really cool but often useless facts.
Also very tasty consumable products typically smoked or inhaled
Also very tasty consumable products typically smoked or inhaled
Here is some recent gnarledge: Mentos dropped into a carbonated beverage will cause an explosion.
Thanks for sparking up the gnarledge.
Thanks for sparking up the gnarledge.
gnarledge by Forumalias December 25, 2008
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