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Gnagled

Gnagled.
1. A woman/man that is a disproportionate crack addicted hooker-slut.

2. A woman/man that, due to addiction is the pure embodyment of a cum-guzzling-pimp's-slut.
3. A roommate whom feels entitled to everything, including the majory of the earths' cum.
4. Someone that believes cum is the source of all life, and youth.
5. A dirty jizz filled cow cunt, mailed from the deepest parts of hell.

Synonyms.
Cum-dumpster, Slut, Harlot, Floozy, Gnarled, Prostitute, Whore, Hussy, Tramp, Trollop, Tart, Anal-reciever, Dome-polisher, Cock-hero, Dick-digesting-whorebear, Penis-predator, Nut-busting-jizz-inhaler.
Example.
1. My roommate Shannon is a "Gnagled" looking bitch.
2. My roomate Shannon is so "Gnagled." No wonder she has so many STDs.

EXAMPLE CONVERSATION:
"Hey! Tom, do you know someone that's easy? I really need to bust this nut."
"Fuck yeah Jake, My roommate is gnagled as fuck."
"So, she's easy?"
"Dude, just whip out your dick and she'll come running like a bitch in heat."
by Roommate hater. April 27, 2017
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gnailed

to screw up because you misscalculated and then go with it, because your friends say it wont be that bad.
damned i gnailed on ezio, but at least he will only ever be usefull in pvp
by Omni325 November 10, 2021
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Gangledorf

That one awkward dude at the party who is way to into beer-pong. It is Usually a lanky tall white male found standing by the beer-pong table drinking a Natty Light but can take many forms. You don't want to be the Gangledorf of the party.
David: Tyler, your friend's a Gangledorf.
Tyler: Fuck you man!
Lenny: TITTIES!
by Tiger Cock April 25, 2011
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gnarled penis

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"
by jayfinator December 15, 2011
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Gangled

He came in gangled on a Sunday. What a douchbag.
by Gremlin213 November 9, 2010
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Gangled

Verb. Navy slang for getting royally ass fucked and chewed out.
"Dude, we just almost hit that buoy and LT just fuckin gangled us"!!!

"Good luck on watch, hope you don't get gangled!!"
by SN March July 2, 2009
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gnawledge

gnawledge n. (word-portmanteau: gnaw + suffix ledge; cf. knowledge) mechanical knowledge that is obtained by "gnawing" facts rather than conceptually interpreting them.
When Bacon pronounced "knowledge is power," he meant real knowledge, not gnawledge.
by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003
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