gnarledge 

The collection of really cool but often useless facts.

Also very tasty consumable products typically smoked or inhaled

Here is some recent gnarledge: Mentos dropped into a carbonated beverage will cause an explosion.

Thanks for sparking up the gnarledge.

gnarledge by Forumalias December 25, 2008

Gnarledge 

The knowledge of a fact which would needlessly harm at least one person if it were known more widely

I fucked around with Steve's girlfriend, I'm not sure if I should tell him.

Dude, keep that gnarledge to yourself.

Gnarledge by Hootenanny January 21, 2018

Gnarledge 

Knowledge of the extreme, entertaining, exciting, and radical.

Similar to GNARLY, but its GNARLEDGE.

Yo, just got home from Space Shuttle Door-Gunner class, teach dropped that GNARLEDGE today.

Gnarledge by _ark_ January 29, 2022

Gnarlette 

This is the female ('human') version of 'gnarly'. A pathetic girl whom is physically dirty/greasy. She can be a TRY HARD whom pretends a lot. Also tends to be ignorant to the fact they are in all ways - repulsive. Other describing words would include fake, poser, annoying, lazy and filthy.

She wears the same clothes in every picture, she is definitely a Gnarlette. YUCK!

Gnarlette by realeh January 25, 2015

gnarled penis 

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

gnarled penis by jayfinator December 15, 2011

Garbedgeous 

Things, ppl, situation worth throwing into garbedge....

Ths food is so garbedgeous...... Dnt try cooking again

Garbedgeous by Sw33ty May 15, 2020

gnawledge

gnawledge n. (word-portmanteau: gnaw + suffix ledge; cf. knowledge) mechanical knowledge that is obtained by "gnawing" facts rather than conceptually interpreting them.

When Bacon pronounced "knowledge is power," he meant real knowledge, not gnawledge.

gnawledge by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003