to get pumped, destoryed, f***ed up; usually by an accident or self infliction excess drinking or smoking
Jon drinks all night and the next day jim says
Jim; F**k Jon you were gnarled last night!
Jon; F**ken A i was so drunk....
Jim; F**k Jon you were gnarled last night!
Jon; F**ken A i was so drunk....
by dizzle fizzle January 23, 2008
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Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.
First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.
First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"
by jayfinator December 15, 2011
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Referring to something/someone as more gnarled than Barkley, suggests that-that something and/or someone is very gnarley looking, ugly, or disfigured.
by BooBooBeeBeeBeepBeep October 1, 2009
Get the More gnarled than Barkley mug.This is the female ('human') version of 'gnarly'. A pathetic girl whom is physically dirty/greasy. She can be a TRY HARD whom pretends a lot. Also tends to be ignorant to the fact they are in all ways - repulsive. Other describing words would include fake, poser, annoying, lazy and filthy.
by realeh January 25, 2015
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2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.
Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.
Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.
Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.
by cgp24 September 21, 2009
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