Definitions by fargo123
Trois-Rivieres
Trois-Rivieres (Also known as: 3R, TroisR, V3R, 3DICK) is a city located mid way between Montreal and Quebec City, in the Quebec Province of Canada. It is the second oldest city in Canada, founded in 1634.
Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers".
Facts:
-Heavy suicide rates;
-Unemployment;
-Pretentious people;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club scene;
-Women play extremely hard to get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal);
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a University (UQTR) and a CEGEP (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres);
-Has many places to buy poutine;
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's one of the most profitable ones in Canada;
-Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.
People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time detour. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!
Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers".
Facts:
-Heavy suicide rates;
-Unemployment;
-Pretentious people;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club scene;
-Women play extremely hard to get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal);
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a University (UQTR) and a CEGEP (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres);
-Has many places to buy poutine;
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's one of the most profitable ones in Canada;
-Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.
People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time detour. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!
Trois-Rivieres sucks, but the houses are cheap! Maybe I can live there!
Are you crazy? Getting laid in Trois-Rivieres is nearly impossible! Even if you make 100 000$ a year and drive around in a luxury car, you'll still not be having sex! And anyways, the girls are on the low end of the Canadian average! That's what girls get for being raised on poutine, they look like garbage.
Are you crazy? Getting laid in Trois-Rivieres is nearly impossible! Even if you make 100 000$ a year and drive around in a luxury car, you'll still not be having sex! And anyways, the girls are on the low end of the Canadian average! That's what girls get for being raised on poutine, they look like garbage.
Trois-Rivieres by fargo123 April 25, 2012
Fail King
Roi Heenok
Heenok Beausejour, better known by his stage name Roi Heenok ("King Heenok") is a Canadian rapper of Haitian descent, from Montreal, Quebec. Heenok is for French rap what Jean-Claude Van Damme is for cinema.
Roi Heenok is considered by many to be the worst extremely popular rapper of all time while often agreeing that he is the funniest rapper of all time.
In the French speaking province of Canada called Quebec, or in France, Roi Heenok is a well known household name.
On April 17, 2008, Quebec Channel TQS announces that Montreal Police Department found weapons, drugs, thousands of DVDs and stolen clothes in his recording studio. Heenok and three of his friends were arrested. He was released on April 25, 2008. This event sparked the creation of worldwide petitions to free him.
Please see Wikipedia article: Roi Heenok
Roi Heenok is considered by many to be the worst extremely popular rapper of all time while often agreeing that he is the funniest rapper of all time.
In the French speaking province of Canada called Quebec, or in France, Roi Heenok is a well known household name.
On April 17, 2008, Quebec Channel TQS announces that Montreal Police Department found weapons, drugs, thousands of DVDs and stolen clothes in his recording studio. Heenok and three of his friends were arrested. He was released on April 25, 2008. This event sparked the creation of worldwide petitions to free him.
Please see Wikipedia article: Roi Heenok
According to google video, on April 17th 2010, there were 2790 videos of Roi Heenok on the Internet.
Roi Heenok by fargo123 April 18, 2010
wookiee hair
Wookiee hair is a term used by people when they are in need of a hair cut or are having a bad hair day. The term wookiee is derived from the popular fictional Star Wars universe race who are completely covered in hair, hirsute bipeds. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca. The term Chewbacca hair or rat's nest may also replace wookiee hair.
I was talking to Vincent and he said: "Holy fuck, I have a job interview today, I got a hair cut because I looked like I had wookiee hair".
wookiee hair by fargo123 April 15, 2010
New York Monday
The New York Monday is the effect of the brain's response to extreme automobile traffic in the New York area for a prolonged period over which an individual perceives it has no control. It involves an endocrine system response in which occurs a release of corticosteroids. Sweating, nervousness and sometimes nausea may accompany this caught in traffic person. The effects of stress are often enhanced due to the fact that Sunday is a relaxing day and the following day, Monday, causes an extreme shock to the driver.
Carl got touraids from the New York Monday after being 2 hours late for work and stuck at the Lincoln Tunnel.
New York Monday by fargo123 February 13, 2010