gloocn
It means "Good looking"
gloocn by maddison perri October 11, 2023
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Gloonkey
A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.
"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
Gloonkey by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006
gloonge
1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals
every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge
Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge
Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
gloonge by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Glööckler
Glööckler by Danny Dong October 10, 2003
GLOONK
GLOONK by WigSnatcher6879 November 16, 2020
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