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gloocn

Jim: Aye i got you something from the store
Mike: gloocn bro
by maddison perri October 11, 2023
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Gloonkey

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.
"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006
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glooce

Glooce is the name of the hottest person ever. The word comes from Glucose, meaning Glooce is very sweet. It also sounds like "gloss" because Glooce is expensive and you cant touch her.
"Wow, did you hear how funny and perfect she is? who is she??!" "That's Glooce"
by Glooce December 1, 2020
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gloonge

1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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Gloobnorp

when you poop in ur grandma's mouth, and ur pet giraffe eats it...
Today I Gloobnorped.
by Grandma Lover July 31, 2016
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Glööckler

A Designer from Germany who is Gay and looks really hot. His Fashion Label is called "Pompöös".
Harald Glöööklers Lieblingsblööömchen ist das Maiglööökchen!
by Danny Dong October 10, 2003
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GLOONK

Calm down Gayla don't pull out the gloonk!!!!!!!!
by WigSnatcher6879 November 16, 2020
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