glooning

The act of timing climax of ejaculation with the secretion of feces. When these two events occur at the same time; you have glooned.

Verb;
Hold on, I’m glooning real quick before we play pickleball. Give me 10!

glooning by lilgayweiner June 5, 2024

glooning

Holding your shit and letting it turtleneck out your butthole and bringing it back in.

Jonathan: Im literally on my glooning streak rn
Tegran: You haven’t shit in 4 days

Jonathan: No

glooning by Rizzler49956 June 8, 2024

Glooning

The mixture of Glazing and Gooning, Ultimately meaning your Glazing whilst gooning over someone.

"You're literally Glooning over Nick Chaves"

Glooning by Gooner22 October 14, 2024

Glooning

As you are jerking off, right as you are about to cum, grab gorilla glue and quickly glue your urethra shut. Let it sit for as long as it needs to for the adhesive to solidify itself, then return to jerking off until you ejaculate.

No, not right now mom, I'm busy glooning!

Glooning by BeardownNinja March 7, 2025

gooning 

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.

gooning by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012

gooning 

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

gooning by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

gloomingly 

The adverbification of "gloomy". Often used by misplaced sun worshipers and online dating professionals posing as innocent newcomers.

I just got back to this gloomingly wet city last night from a biz trip.

gloomingly by MrTheNow December 1, 2013