Glooning

As you are jerking off, right as you are about to cum, grab gorilla glue and quickly glue your urethra shut. Let it sit for as long as it needs to for the adhesive to solidify itself, then return to jerking off until you ejaculate.

No, not right now mom, I'm busy glooning!

by BeardownNinja March 07, 2025

Glooning

The mixture of Glazing and Gooning, Ultimately meaning your Glazing whilst gooning over someone.

"You're literally Glooning over Nick Chaves"

by Gooner22 October 14, 2024

Gloon

Adj / Verb / Adverb

When you Goon so hard that your body starts to glow.

Person 1:
Man I just glooned SO hard last night.
Person 2:
Me too! Wanna have a Gloon off tomorrow?
Person 1:
Cowabunga dude! Of course!

by anonymous July 25, 2025

glooning

Holding your shit and letting it turtleneck out your butthole and bringing it back in.

Jonathan: Im literally on my glooning streak rn
Tegran: You haven’t shit in 4 days

Jonathan: No

by Rizzler49956 June 08, 2024

glooning

The act of timing climax of ejaculation with the secretion of feces. When these two events occur at the same time; you have glooned.

Verb;
Hold on, I’m glooning real quick before we play pickleball. Give me 10!

by lilgayweiner June 05, 2024