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1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
gloonge by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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Gloonkey 

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.
"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
Gloonkey by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006
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Originally spotted as a vanity license plate in Canada, goonge is a foul word for a vagina, but can also be used as an adjective. A step above "pussy" but a step below "cunt" on the severity scale.

A portmanteau of "gunt" and "minge".
"Man, don't have sex with her, she's got a nasty goonge!".
"Quit being a goonge and hand me that lighter."
goonge by Funnybuttrape February 12, 2017
Thrown together haphazardly
The mechanic only glooged my engine back together.
glooged by jokittens November 28, 2015
A somewhat strange, gelatinous dessert that conventionally uses blue cheese and honey for its primary flavour providers. A simple glonge recipe is as follows:

- 100g Blue Cheese

- 450mL Milk, whole

- 200mL Natural Honey

- Gelatin Powder

1. Break up blue cheese into small chunks and, along with milk, add to small saucepan and bring to simmer, stirring constantly.

2. Ensure all blue cheese chunks are dissolved fully. If cheese is stubborn, scoop it up in a tea strainer and force it through the mesh with finger. Continue until liquid is completely smooth.
3. Add honey and stir until dissolved fully.
4. Prepare gelatin powder according to packaged instructions/to get your desired gelatinous consistency and add to saucepan.
5. Remove saucepan from heat and add gelatin mixture, allowing contents to cool.
6. Pour glonge mixture into desired shaping mould. Bundt cake-style moulds work very well here.
7. Allow glonge to set in fridge overnight. Serve with extra honey drizzle if desired.
"Hey man, I heard you made some pretty yumbo glonge last night, is there any left?"

"Nah sorry mate, fresh out. Glonge was off the chain last night so it went in a flash!"
Glonge by Pandabebz May 24, 2021
To use a belgian infant to clean one's gutters
Gooonge!
Gooonge by Reverend Poo Face April 1, 2009

gloogers 

Lucy is so gloogers
gloogers by Anomomous April 5, 2022