pew

The action sound for punching, shooting a gun... etc.

Like when you were a kid and you made gun noises... pew pew pew

by Alex May 15, 2003

pew

Pew (1) - A bench for sitting, especially during religious proceedings

Pew (2) - An exclamation of moderate smelliness

Pew (3) - The sound a laser gun makes

(1) Sit in your pew and pay attention!

(2) Pew! someone farted!

(3) it was like, pew pew, and they were dead.

by JohnLannon March 30, 2009

pew

The sound laser guns make. Also, the sound that small, whimpy guns make.

Moar pew pew, less Q.Q!

by Keil Alikzandr January 24, 2008

pew

a sound that people make when using a laser

LASERS GO PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

by kwtfineedanameandicantfindone December 16, 2008

pew

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.

I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

pew

An expression of sensory dissatisfaction.

Oh man, do you smell that?....pew!

by Brett Thomas Erdmann May 19, 2005

pew

when a person is half jewish and half Puerto Rican, also they smell bad and have jew fros.

"why does that pew hang out with them puerto Rican people. He STANK"

by B-DORFF December 16, 2008