gloeckner 

someone who only turns his back on people who he believes has turned theirs to him

don't fuck with gloeckner

gloeckner by eddir1488 April 11, 2021

Glocknesia 

When you shoot someone in the head with a glock to make them forget everything they know.

The only way to stop a snitch is to give him a bad case of glocknesia.

Glocknesia by JDucK March 17, 2014

Goekner 

A family guy wannabe with a repulsive patch of hair on the chin. Talks of a girlfriend that no one has ever saw. If your around a Goekner, you are surely going to have the most boring time of your life. Also usually sleeps with their siblings.

What do you know about those Goekner's?

Goekner by Cleanplater March 18, 2010

Glueckert

Glueckert is a German name meaning "Lucky one". Usually as a last name, Glueckert's are generally lucky people. Anyone with the name Glueckert, is a very awsomely, unique individual.

Glueckert!

Glueckert by your magic mann December 10, 2011

glocker 

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

glocker by cuethug April 6, 2004

Kloeckner 

A person with no car, refusing to ever learn how to drive.

"Hey are you going to the party tonight? Can I get a lift?"

"Dont try an pull a Kloeckner on me again"

Kloeckner by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Glööckler 

A Designer from Germany who is Gay and looks really hot. His Fashion Label is called "Pompöös".

Harald Glöööklers Lieblingsblööömchen ist das Maiglööökchen!

Glööckler by Danny Dong October 10, 2003