glocker
Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.
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Glocker
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glockencock
The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.
glockencock by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020
Glockenspiel
1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids
2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells
Can also be shorted to “glock”
2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells
Can also be shorted to “glock”
Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now
Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man
Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man
Glockenspiel by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023
grockers
He’s in his grockers
Die Glocke
translate from german to "the bell" most well known as the nazi secret weapon form world war 2, though the portrayed as a weapon in "call of duty 5" as the "wunderwaffe dg2" it conception in todays media is a flying suacer like object that could defy gravity, said to have been tested at the secret nazi base Der Riese,
confused allied soldier-"is that a flying saucer?!?!"
captured german soldier-"nah thats just hitlers die glocke"
captured german soldier-"nah thats just hitlers die glocke"
Die Glocke by im not a nazi April 10, 2011
glockenspiel'd
The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.
*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"
glockenspiel'd by Bob Slipperman May 14, 2006
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