Kloeckner

A person with no car, refusing to ever learn how to drive.

"Hey are you going to the party tonight? Can I get a lift?"

"Dont try an pull a Kloeckner on me again"

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

kloeckner

A very rare form of mammal that was discovered in the mountains of Peru.
Hygiene is definitly optional in this species. Tends to wander aimlessly during daylight hours and night time activity is to scary to even comprehend.

I thought I found sasquatch, but it was just Kloeckner.

by Snacktray March 26, 2003

klecker

To help out a buddy get two or more girls in one night. To provide lies and deception and take down the fat ugly chick friends.

I was trying to hook with two different girls one night and had a hard time chooseing which one, when my buddy said he was willing to do a klecker for me, Nice.

by Tugbo November 16, 2006

klocker

someone who always has to be correct whether about historical or scientific matters (even if that person isnt actually right)

Katie always corrects me, she's such a bloody klocker!

by Sisquat February 12, 2009

gloeckner

someone who only turns his back on people who he believes has turned theirs to him

don't fuck with gloeckner

by eddir1488 April 11, 2021

Kloncker

Why’d you actually look this up lmao
But anyways *ahem* Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. *ahem* well in short a kloncker is you the utter mug for looking at this!

You absolute kloncker

by Dripstar123 April 9, 2023