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A family guy wannabe with a repulsive patch of hair on the chin. Talks of a girlfriend that no one has ever saw. If your around a Goekner, you are surely going to have the most boring time of your life. Also usually sleeps with their siblings.
by Cleanplater March 18, 2010
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