Glockered

Used to describe something that is unusual for one to say, or is "out-of-pocket".

Friend: "You know, why do we respect autistic people?"
You: "Whoa, that was glockered!"

by Jarmedo March 23, 2024

Absolutely Glovered

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.

I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

by salsamaster1991 June 9, 2011

gloopered

Another word for being zinkied

“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”

“i’m gloopered rn i don’t really care dog”

by tweeezzer February 3, 2022

Glockledoodledoo

One who puts a pistol in their vagina as a fetish. Commonly makes women shriek randomly like a chicken.

Daaamn did you see that stripper put the glock up there? She’s a total glockledoodledoo

by Ambid January 12, 2019

Gluckeded

When you have a wet dream, and poop the bed in the same night.

Damn I gluckeded on Jakes couch last night..

by Urbanus54 February 6, 2008

Glibber globbered

The act of consuming such an extreme amount of alcohol that it is impossible to describe your state of mind.

Bruh I was so glibber globbered last night…I John Cena’d my ex boyfriend in the middle of the function!

by shutupbrailen January 28, 2022

Hurt Lockered

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

by richardslinger September 10, 2010