glodge

a noun
a person who says something so cutting that your underwear splits and then does a passive aggressive

oml regina george is SUCH a glodge

by yourfellowcchsgirl December 3, 2021

Glogged

The state of being so drunk that you need to get your stomach pumped.

yo he got so fucked in the other room, might be glogged

by FerretGod January 31, 2021

gludge

American horror films, generally bad, remade from Asian horror originals, like The Grudge, The Ring, Shutter, and The Host

How bad was "Shutter"? It was genuine gludge.

by therblig October 25, 2010

gloden

An almighty person overlooking others.

Who's he?

Thats the Gloden.

by DaGloden February 16, 2018

godge

Trying to move your way rapidly through a crowd.

Wow, this Grand Central Station is so crowded I had to godge my way through the crowd to get to work on time.

by Kalasha April 20, 2006

glidge

1 n. To make sounds when a penis is stuckin your mouth
2 n. The edge of a penis
3 n. A person who is a dick behind the wheel; a grumpy driver
4 n. A biker who who thinks he "owns" the road and is an asshole to anyone who thinks differently

1 " Last night this annoying chick wouldn't stop glidging"
2 " Dad,I want to touch my glidge, is that good or bad? "
3 " that glidge just pulled right infront of us"
4 " there were like, 50 glidges on that shortcut we took"

by glidge May 21, 2008

Gledge

Jizz mixed with dirt. Usually found in parks or other public places of high hobo trafficking. May also be found in locals frequented by ugly college freshmen or in dormitories occupied by computer science majors who bathe infrequently.

If one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in his pants.

Aw man, I totally just stepped in some gledge!

Dude, that railing is covered in gledge!

It smells like dirt and bleach...we're in a park...must be gledge!

(While camping)

Dad: Hey son, where did you dig the shit hole?

Son: Just look for the pool of gledge, it's right next to it!

by doctus irratus January 4, 2011