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a noun
a person who says something so cutting that your underwear splits and then does a passive aggressive

oml regina george is SUCH a glodge

glodge by yourfellowcchsgirl December 3, 2021

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Glogged

The state of being so drunk that you need to get your stomach pumped.

yo he got so fucked in the other room, might be glogged

Glogged by FerretGod January 31, 2021

Related Words

glodge • goodge • Glogger • godge • glodie • Glogged • Gledge • glidge • Glode • glodek

gludge

American horror films, generally bad, remade from Asian horror originals, like The Grudge, The Ring, Shutter, and The Host

How bad was "Shutter"? It was genuine gludge.

gludge by therblig October 25, 2010

gloden

An almighty person overlooking others.

Who's he?

Thats the Gloden.

gloden by DaGloden February 16, 2018

godge

Trying to move your way rapidly through a crowd.

Wow, this Grand Central Station is so crowded I had to godge my way through the crowd to get to work on time.

godge by Kalasha April 20, 2006

glidge

1 n. To make sounds when a penis is stuckin your mouth
2 n. The edge of a penis
3 n. A person who is a dick behind the wheel; a grumpy driver
4 n. A biker who who thinks he "owns" the road and is an asshole to anyone who thinks differently

1 " Last night this annoying chick wouldn't stop glidging"
2 " Dad,I want to touch my glidge, is that good or bad? "
3 " that glidge just pulled right infront of us"
4 " there were like, 50 glidges on that shortcut we took"

glidge by glidge May 21, 2008

Gledge

Jizz mixed with dirt. Usually found in parks or other public places of high hobo trafficking. May also be found in locals frequented by ugly college freshmen or in dormitories occupied by computer science majors who bathe infrequently.

If one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in his pants.

Aw man, I totally just stepped in some gledge!

Dude, that railing is covered in gledge!

It smells like dirt and bleach...we're in a park...must be gledge!

(While camping)

Dad: Hey son, where did you dig the shit hole?

Son: Just look for the pool of gledge, it's right next to it!

Gledge by doctus irratus January 4, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026