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OML means oh my lord. Its kinda like the same this as OMG (oh my god)
ME:I am going to kiss you
Mat:OML, please dont
by XxvolcomxX February 11, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Stands for 'Oh My Lord!'
*over msn or whatever

"OML, She was fucking huge!!"
by sprang July 21, 2009
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Me: I just lost 20 pounds

Jasmine: no you didn't! Seriously?
Me: Yea I swear oml!
by Realtrue August 21, 2014
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