Gledge 

Jizz mixed with dirt. Usually found in parks or other public places of high hobo trafficking. May also be found in locals frequented by ugly college freshmen or in dormitories occupied by computer science majors who bathe infrequently.

If one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in his pants.

Aw man, I totally just stepped in some gledge!

Dude, that railing is covered in gledge!

It smells like dirt and bleach...we're in a park...must be gledge!

(While camping)

Dad: Hey son, where did you dig the shit hole?

Son: Just look for the pool of gledge, it's right next to it!

Gledge by doctus irratus January 4, 2011

gleggers 

The legendary Dirk Gleghorn. If you don’t return to the seating plan this won’t work out

‘Glegger shit stain.’
‘Gleggers has got a massive shit stain’

gleggers by Dirk Stain June 17, 2023

Gedge 

(verb)
1. To cause embarrassment to oneself by continuously trying to call someone after a night out

2. To cause embarrassment to oneself by persuading someone else to call a particular person on your behalf during a night out

You wouldn't believe who did a gedge last night.

Things got a bit weird after she kept doing a gedge on me.

Gedge by MrA January 12, 2009

Gedge 

Term used by Northern English Ravers to describe perspiration that collects between the buttocks.

so much gedge - I need to get out of these pants

Gedge by closely observed trains August 18, 2010

gludge 

American horror films, generally bad, remade from Asian horror originals, like The Grudge, The Ring, Shutter, and The Host

How bad was "Shutter"? It was genuine gludge.

gludge by therblig October 25, 2010

glidge

1 n. To make sounds when a penis is stuckin your mouth
2 n. The edge of a penis
3 n. A person who is a dick behind the wheel; a grumpy driver
4 n. A biker who who thinks he "owns" the road and is an asshole to anyone who thinks differently

1 " Last night this annoying chick wouldn't stop glidging"
2 " Dad,I want to touch my glidge, is that good or bad? "
3 " that glidge just pulled right infront of us"
4 " there were like, 50 glidges on that shortcut we took"

glidge by glidge May 21, 2008

Gedge 

A North of England word meaning an old man, fogey, bloke. The sort of chap you would see with a Woodbine out of his mouth, a crooked back and a dodgy mac.

Check out the old gedge with his flies undone!

Gedge by Mike Chapman December 4, 2003