gloatation 

To stunt or showboat one's accomplishments.

My gloatation for the day is that I moved in 100 people in under 60 days!

gloatation by HWC October 3, 2012

gloatation device 

An Item used to prevent gloating

-Dont play him hes a gloating idiot
-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device

gloatation device by King zini January 15, 2008

bloatation 

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

bloatation by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

bloatation 

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.

Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.

bloatation by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

Bloatation Device 

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

Bloatation Device by got MILF? August 22, 2006

EGG FLOATATION 

AN EGG THAT FLOATS.!

THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.

EGG FLOATATION by WAZZ UP.! March 5, 2011

floatation devices 

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.

*At the annual college swimming championship competition*

Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

floatation devices by Mark H April 24, 2005