Gloating about your accomplishment to strangers is like painting a portrait and asking a blind man how it looks... No one cares.
I swear, whoever nicked my Microsoft office package is in big trouble. They have my word.

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by I smell a cunt March 24, 2016
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GLOAT is an acronym that stands for greatest lifeguard of all time, anyone who trys to tell you that GLOAT stands for anything else but greatest lifeguard of all time is most likely a communist, and not to be trusted.
Wow that person is the greatest lifeguard of all time, he must be the GLOAT.
by GLOAT February 16, 2022
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To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.
He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.
by Diggity Monkeez May 27, 2005
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Euphamistically kicking a man when he is down. Especially when you just beat him in some competition. Rubbing it in. Boasting in order to make the loser feel bad.
Jimmy beat Joe into second place and then proceeded to gloat about it.
by DeadMan January 21, 2004
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An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.
"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
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To brag about one's achievement's. Either it is his/her or their team.Even better when other peoples teams have failed and maybe even cheated miserably.
Fk you..I did leave enough room though to gloat about being in the Champions League Super 16...aayyyeee
by ShuggyBear December 6, 2012
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While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.

Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"

Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"

Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"

Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"
by Taylor20 February 4, 2008
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