A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own
small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel
better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the
time is a male.
The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.
Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.
Often uses terms like "
fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and
homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??
Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.
Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck
fag!? I'm like
10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you'
re so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!
Person: Rock climbing is about having
fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.
Gloating Douche bag: Fuck
yeah I'm the best. Better
masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
