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The act of taking a great shit that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.
Person 1: Hey hows it going??

Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.

Person 1: You must feel good now!!
by ALI-G RESPECT September 18, 2009
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The act of which a male puts his cock inside a woman's vagina and doesn't move or do any thrusts or movements
I was with this girl and all she wanted to do was have me floating in her pussy.
by blake chinn October 30, 2007
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The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!
"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"
by Pie Till I Die August 04, 2018
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Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.
Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.
by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014
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The art of maintaining a passing grade throughout the course, consistantly doing little or no work. Best accomplished in room 237.
"I floated through Fewsters class, all we did was play games..."
or

"Man Im gonna fail! Help me!"
"Just float man...just float.. the only chance you have, is by floating."
by AdrianADRIANA D R I A N February 14, 2007
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The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)
Come on boys and we float over to the garage,the rest of the lads are floating already
by Urban Dictionary October 04, 2006
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