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The act of taking a great shit that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.
Person 1: Hey hows it going??

Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.

Person 1: You must feel good now!!
by ALI-G RESPECT September 18, 2009
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The act of which a male puts his cock inside a woman's vagina and doesn't move or do any thrusts or movements
I was with this girl and all she wanted to do was have me floating in her pussy.
by blake chinn October 30, 2007
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Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.
Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.
by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014
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The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)
Come on boys and we float over to the garage,the rest of the lads are floating already
by Urban Dictionary October 04, 2006
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The art of maintaining a passing grade throughout the course, consistantly doing little or no work. Best accomplished in room 237.
"I floated through Fewsters class, all we did was play games..."

"Man Im gonna fail! Help me!"
"Just float man...just float.. the only chance you have, is by floating."
by AdrianADRIANA D R I A N February 14, 2007
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Riding a motorized bicycle
When you see a bicycle propelling itself uphill (or level terrain) without the rider pedaling, it's called floating.
by Dabrown November 16, 2009
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