Floats

Slang for a woman’s breasts,heard most often in the west of Ireland.

“Would ya look at the fllllloooooats on that wan”

“She’s got some pair of floats on her”

“I’ll give you this potato wench,but only if you show me those might,meaty floats of yours”

by Smellslikefloats2734 September 18, 2020

floats your boat

Something that tickles your fancy. (This is an Americanism.)

Do that if you like...whatever floats your boat.

by kaycee2 April 14, 2014

Floats the boat in your river

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.

You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river

by Billam7 January 25, 2020

Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

by El Señor November 24, 2015

floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.

"Ellen floats the wrong way down the river"

by jeffey July 15, 2007

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”

by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020