floatation

Floatation is a state of ecstasy achieved by skiers and snowboarders in powder snow conditions.
My skis give me killer floatation in the waist deep.
by The Snow Prophet May 18, 2010
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EGG FLOATATION

AN EGG THAT FLOATS.!
THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.
by WAZZ UP.! February 18, 2011
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floatation devices

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.
*At the annual college swimming championship competition* Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it. Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience* Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy! Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 24, 2005
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dry floatation

To relieve oneself anally in water, normally a bathtub; sometimes a larger body of water such as a swimming pool.
"Tom jumped in the pool and just took a dry floatation in front of everyone" "Andy needed a dry floatation like a hot rash"
by BBAA February 24, 2014
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Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub
Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation
by FunniCuzItsTru July 03, 2013
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